The self-appointed spokesperson for Macho God has opened his mouth again.
Pat Robertson, Republican founder of the alleged Christian Broadcasting Network suggests that the little town of Dover, PA should not be surprised if the famed vengeful Macho God lashes out at them by sending a catastrophic disaster of biblical proportions their way.
The citizens of Dover sent 8 pro Intelligent Design school board members packing in Tuesday's election.
Now God is looking for them.
The tele-evangelical doesn't say exactly when his good buddy, Macho God is going to strike. But we're guessing it will be just in time to influence the next election. Of course, the citizens of Dover can forget all about FEMA coming to their rescue.
Macho God Speaks Through His Mouth:
"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, "The 700 Club."
"And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there," he said.
No word yet on whether the citizens of Dover are trembling in mortal fear.
Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No." Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but
The next time you see me comin' you better run"
--Bob Dylan
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