Claiming that his wife, children and grandchild still love him , Michael B. Tokin' Brownie, the former head of the disasterous FEMA, has announced that he is starting a disaster preparedness consulting firm.
I think it's clear by now that we are not talking about just any regular Brownie.
B. Tokin' Brownie's disaster consulting business will aim to help other fatcat CEO's avoid the magic Brownie's own disasterous fate:
"'You have to do it with candor. To do it otherwise gives you no credibility,' Brown said Wednesday. 'I think people are curious: My gosh, what was it like? The media just really beat you up. You made mistakes. I don't want to be in that situation. How do I avoid that?'"
Michael B. Tokin' Brownie claims that his parents are proud of him and that he has already signed up several companies as clients.
Hey Space Cake, in the interests of candor, can we get a list of those clueless clients? And are your parents willing to say that on CNN?
Meanwhile, Tokin' Brownie has been named top political Turkey of the Year by CNN. Catch the video here.
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