Well, holy toledo Catwoman! What does the wonderboy from Florida have up his sleeve now?
Jeb Bush's attorney in the Terry Schiavo matter, Ken Connor of Family Research Council Fame has proposed that our Congress send armed guards to Terry Shiavo's bedside to reinsert her feeding tube.
All the time I spent studying and gaining a nursing degree and license was just wasted time, it appears. Why, all I had to do was signed up for guard duty in DC for our esteemed Congress, and I would have been ready to do one-on-one patient care for the most complicated of cases. Silly me!
You just never know about these fast track programs.