You may want to tune in to MSNBC today to watch Chris Matthews succumb to multiple on-air orgasms while he fawns all over his beloved Saint Barack Obama. Matthews says he is "thrilled" that MSNBC's Hardball will feature Saint Obama live from West Chester University in Pennsylvania. It's just the latest in the Misogyny Channel's malevolent effort to shove its favorite manly Democratic candidate down our unwilling throats. I do hope SNL is watching.
Yesterday Chris Matthews spent his prime time hour lashing out at that damn woman, again. If the men at MSNBC can't make Hillary quit, the next best thing is to work on her poll numbers via round-the-clock bad press.
David "Pimpin" Shuster delivered one of his special reports about the latest bad news about Hillary. Since there was no 'latest bad news,' Shuster repeated a long list of old bad news. Never mind that Shuster's list consisted of little more than lies that have been thoroughly debunked. It's not the job of the Obama News Network to present more than one side of any story. Shuster reasoned that the old news was new news because Jay Leno and David Letterman joked about the old news (no word on how old the jokes about the old news were).
In the hopes of finding some new news, I switched over to CNN where they were discussing the nerve of Chelsea Clinton. How dare she refuse to answer questions about her father's infidelity!
If Obama gets the nomination, I think we all need to send MSNBC and CNN a pile of snide thank-you cards. Without a doubt, any candidate other than Hillary would have long ago been finished off by the vicious and sexist efforts of the Big Boys' Media Club.
But here we are in April and still they haven't taken her down. Hillary Rodham Clinton is the only presidential candidate who stands a chance of winning without the blessing of corporate media.
“I have to tell you, you know, it’s part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama’s speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don’t have that too often. No, seriously. It’s a dramatic event. He speaks about America in a way that has nothing to do with politics. It has to do with the feeling we have about our country. And that is an objective assessment.”
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