The Globe explains the wounds recently spotted on George W. Bush's face as evidence that Laura Bush is beating up on George. The Tabloid reports that the Bushes are headed for divorce because the First Fool is still boozing it up.
Okay, so it's highly improbable, but we like our comic relief. And as Wonkette notes, most of us feel like hitting George - just imagine if we had to live with the creep!
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