Thursday, December 27, 2007

Huckabee Shoots Small Animals for Votes


Mike Huckabee's Elmer Fudd Moment


The day after Christmas, Great White Small Animal Hunter Mike Huckabee got his gun and went out in search of a photo-op in Osceola, Iowa.

On the subject of killing small animals, Huckabee said: "It's very much ordinary to me."

Three pheasants were killed. And Huckabee bragged that he personally killed one of them.



After the killing, the morbid Republican said:

"These three birds said they weren't going to vote for me on Caucus night."

"This is what happens. You vote for me, you live. You don't, there you go. . . Lunch’ll be at 11:30."

And here we have yet another true to life American political story that should have been an Onion story.

And see the Huckabee/Elmer Fudd video at Wonkette.