Friday, December 28, 2007

Giuliani Camp: Rudy Will Chase “The Muslims. . . Back to Their Caves”


Quote of the Day
from the Testy He-man Party


"…(Rudy Giuliani has) the knowledge and judgment to attack one of the most difficult problems in current history. And that is the rise of the Muslims. And make no mistake about it, this hasn’t happened for a thousand years. These people are very, very dedicated. They’re also very smart, in their own way. And we need to keep the feet to the fire and keep pressing these people ‘til we defeat them or chase them back to their caves, or in other words, get rid of them."

OR -- Rudy could make the world safe for 'civilized' dudes like himself by sending his photo to the cave-dwelling savages and totally scaring the beejezus out of them. After looking at Rudy's photo, we're sure that even Osama bin Laden would be shaking, um, with laughter, in his proverbial boots.