Saturday, May 19, 2007

Sen. Sam Brownback's Womb Envy


Wannabe Republican President Senator Sam Brownback has Serious Womb Envy

Zeus birthed Athena from the womb inside his head, but when the manly god gave birth to Dionysus, the womb was tucked inside his thigh. Vishnu also had a womb hidden within his thigh, from which the he-god birthed Ayyapa. But when Vishnu birthed Brahma, he did it from a lotus womb inside his navel. Adam's womb was, of course, stuck inside his rib. And now, Senator Sam Brownback also has a womb!


During the Fox News Debate, Sam Brownback (R-KS) repeatedly motioned to an imagined womb, "Here in the womb," he said.

Senator Brownback hopes to overturn Roe v. Wade.

What they're saying:
Brownback thinks he has a uterus.
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