Sunday, November 04, 2012

Michele Bachmann: 'Help! Save Me! Bill Clinton Is Campaigning Against Me!'

Poor Michele Bachmann is panicking because she might actually LOSE this time. Enough to make a girl have hope:
This afternoon, Michele Bachmann sent an all-caps SOS to conservatives: SAVE ME FROM BILL CLINTON! Here's what the email said:
Fellow Conservative -- NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. I JUST GOT WORD BILL CLINTON IS COMING TO MY DISTRICT TOMORROW TO PERSONALLY CAMPAIGN AGAINST ME. I need your support right away!!