Friday, July 10, 2009

Roland Burris Will Not Run for Senate in 2010, Thank the Goddess


U.S. Sen. Roland Burris will NOT seek a full term. No one will give him any money. Burris got his senate seat with the aid of his massive ego and the shady former governor Rod Blagojevich.

Roland Burris named all his children after himself and built an actual monument to himself. Other than that, the man appears to have no qualifications for the office of senator.

If Burris were a woman, she would not have been senator for one day. The media would have ripped a Ms. "Tracey Flick" Burris to pieces for the crime of possessing no qualifications other than ambition and ego.