Monday, March 23, 2009

U.S. to Buy Condoms From China - Should Men Be Afraid?


Speaking of stimulus, the U.S. is going to stop buying condoms from Alabama and start buying them from China. That's right. The country that poisoned our puppies and babies is now going to be trusted with our penises.

Oh well, we'll worry about it when the penises start falling off.

Condoms in Alabama go for a nickel, while Chinese condoms cost only 2 cents a piece. And what's a little thing like the health and well being of a penis when you can save 3 whole cents?

Trading penises for pennies is capitalism at its finest! Is this yet another sign that the patriarchy is in its death throes?

At a time when the federal government is spending billions of stimulus dollars to stem the tide of U.S. layoffs, should that same government put even more Americans out of work by buying cheaper foreign products?

In this case, Chinese condoms. . In a move expected to cost 300 American jobs, the government is switching to cheaper off-shore condoms, including some made in China.