Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Breaking MSNBC Political News: Hillary Clinton Has a New Hairdo! (Video)


Here it is 2008, and just like back in the 1950s, some of us are noble and heroic descendants of Camelot, and some of us are bitches and hoes with hairdos and cleavage.

And that, my friends, is the number one reason why Barack Obama, not Hillary Rodham Clinton, is the presumptive nominee.

It's a good thing no one, other than the 50% of Democrats who are apparent clueless cultists, takes MSNBC seriously.

Oh, wait. The New York Daily News, ABC News and the Washington Post also report the breathtaking new development in Senator Clinton's hairstyle!

Media Matters reminds us, "on July 30, 2007, MSNBC devoted a total of 23 minutes and 42 seconds to segments discussing Clinton's (D-NY) 'cleavage.'"

John Kerry and Al Gore? Sissies! Obviously. The next worst thing to being a woman is to be a man who resembles a woman. As the New Yorker pointed out back in 2001, Al Gore's hair sent "a gender-confused message."

The New York Daily News has a full gallery of past and present hairstyles of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, because somebody must care.


And just in case you, like me, were beginning to believe that all the sexists are on the left, the Washington Times calls an event featuring Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm and Michelle Obama as an "estrogenfest," and a "girlie show."

See MSNBC's contact info in the sidebar. When they get sick to death of hearing from us, they'll change.