Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Sen. Larry "Not Gay" Craig Stonewalls (Video)


Here they are -- Larry Craig's mugshots. We've seen better looking gay men. But Senator Craig (R) only pled guilty to being gay in a men's room because the mean old Idaho Statesman was harassing him about appearing to be gay.

Who knew they had gay obsessed newspapers in Idaho?

And if you don't believe it's all the Idaho Statesman's fault, watch the video, in which Sen. Larry Craig (R) denies everything, and no one, with the possible exception of his wife and his paid staff, believes him. Sean Hannity is calling for Larry Craig's head, aka his resignation, unless Craig is found innocent (but he already pled guilty). Republican Senators (they are also not gay) are calling for an investigation.

Says Craig: I am not gay . . I never have been gay . . I love my wife . . . I am not gay.

Any resemblance Craig may have to a gay man is all due to the vicious "witchhunt" by the Idaho Statesman, a newspaper that apparently has undercover cops involved in its vast decades-long conspiracy to paint Larry Craig as a self-loathing gay man.

The Idaho Statesman investigated the rumors that Craig is a closeted hypocritical gay man:

The most serious finding by the Statesman was the report by a professional man with close ties to Republican officials. The 40-year-old man reported having oral sex with Craig at Washington's Union Station, probably in 2004. The Statesman also spoke with a man who said Craig made a sexual advance toward him at the University of Idaho in 1967 and a man who said Craig "cruised" him for sex in 1994 at the REI store in Boise.

The Idaho Statesman has lots of interesting links to stories, transcripts, and audios on the many tales suggesting that Larry Craig is too gay.