Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Al Franken: The Truth (With Jokes)


Here are a couple of choice bits from Al Franken's brand new book. I hope Franken is as good at predicting the future as he is at taking stabs at Dubya and his band of wackos.

From a letter written by Al Franken in the year 2015 about how Dems took our country back:

The unnamed president is a Democrat. President Bush has been impeached, convicted and "began drinking again, all in the space of a single afternoon." And a Democratic senator from Minnesota is Al Franken.

Thoughts on gay marriage:

Gay marriage: George W. Bush wants to amend our Constitution to make it illegal for gays to marry. But evidently, he has no problem with terrorists getting married. America can't afford a president who is soft on terrorist marriage. Because unlike gays, terrorists can breed.