Sunday, February 24, 2008

SNL: Bitch is the New Black! Go Hillary!


Wow. Saturday Night Live (SNL) just slammed the Obama-worshiping media for all its gushing adoring adolescent ways. If not for the writers' strike, perhaps the boy-led media would not have wandered so very far into the ludicrously embarrassing and dangerous land of 24/7 Obama adulation. (See the video!)

Then Tina Fey did a little Weekend Update piece on women's news. Wow. After the usual stupid stories about 'hot babes' and all the things wrong with their bodies, or the stories we've come to accept as 'news' from our Testy Boy Media, the subject of Hillary Rodham Clinton came up. Wow. Tina Fey endorsed Hillary and said something that a whole lot of women have been thinking: 'Bitch is the new Black! And it's not too late, C'mon Ohio and Texas!'

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A partial rough transcript via MyDD: Tina Fey: 'I want to say something about those calling Hillary a bitch. She is a bitch. So am I. So is she (pointing at Weekend Update news host Amy Poehler). Deal with it! 'Bitches get shit done. (Amy says yeah and starts nodding her head in rhythmn and saying more yeahs, uh huhs and a you go girl.) Like back in grammar school, they could have had priests teaching you but no, they had tough old nuns who sleep on cots and can hit ya and you HATE those bitches. But at the end of the school year, you sure knew the capital of Vermont!'

'So It's Not Too Late Texas and Ohio! Get on Board! Bitch is the new Black!'

And there you have it, what we have learned about America thanks to the historic bid for the presidency in 2008 by a Black man and a woman: Bitch is the new Black. And it's going to take a lot more than sending a Black man to the White House to redeem this sorry nation.